Gather in the Mushrooms

<p>Now, lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow Though she tried, she couldn't get the hang of it somehow The farmer looked at lucy, and he murmured with a frown Well, you just hang on tightly, gal, and she'll jump up and down</p><p>Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven an' serve 'em piping hot</p><p>To make herself more beautiful, she thought she'd bathe in milk She said: I'll have a bathful, to her milkman jackie wilke He said: Do you want it pasteurized before I pour it in? She said: No, I'll be happy if it comes up to mə chin</p><p>Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven an' serve 'em piping hot</p><p>The farmer called at lucy one dark and stormy night She said: You are too old for me because your hair is white He looked into her eyes, and then he knew he'd have to tell her There's snow upon the roof, but there's a fire in the cellar!</p><p>Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven an' serve 'em piping hot</p><p>She took him in the kitchen, she was his turtle-dove And then she started cooking dumplings on the stove She wore a low-cut dress – oh, it was as green as clover He jumped with glee 'cause he could see her dumplings boiling over</p><p>Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven an' serve 'em piping hot</p><p>She said: You give me half a crown, I will read your palm And then, she saw his love line went halfway up his arm So now, she's changed her prices, although she's just as willing It's big fat men at two pound ten and little boys a shilling</p><p>Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven and serve 'em piping hot We're gonna gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot Pop 'em in the oven an' serve them piping hot</p>