Colleen

<p>Colleen, Colleen Oh, I'm aching for you Colleen, Colleen My heart's breaking for you</p><p>Now, Jock sat in the emergency Ward as nervous as he could be Nurse Colleen said Now, what's that there just above your knee? He said: Oh, that's my sporran, ma'am She said Now, there's a scream For ten whole minutes I've been trying to give it a saucer of cream</p><p>Colleen, Colleen Oh, I'm aching for you Colleen, Colleen My heart's breaking for you</p><p>She rubbed me thumb with liniment And it turned me thumb all red I said: That made it smart So she rubbed some on me head And I couldn't eat peas with me knife and fork She said: Now, never you mind She went, and she got a celery stalk And we rolled them down one at a time</p><p>Colleen, Colleen Oh, I'm aching for you Colleen, Colleen My heart's breaking for you</p><p>Now, she's got a touch of the foul pest And she acts in a very odd way She thinks that she's a chicken And she cackles all-day Oh, send for the psychiatrist Her poor old father begged But Mum says Let the girl alone You know we need the eggs</p><p>Colleen, Colleen Oh, I'm aching for you Colleen, Colleen My heart's breaking for you</p><p>Now, we've married And we've settled in a cottage near Ravout The bed is all broken And the springs are sticking out But when I recall our nights together My heart, it wants to sing We kissed all through the winter And made love right through the spring</p><p>Colleen, Colleen Oh, I'm aching for you Colleen, Colleen My heart's breaking for you</p>