I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)

<p>We started in the morning, carried well into the night. Throwing dirty dishes with all our might It's a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed</p><p>Police pulled into my trailer park Domestic violence will cost you after dark Late night with her boss, says they're trying to make a sale I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed</p><p>I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman's hair Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail I'm at home getting hammered, while she's out getting nailed She used to bring me beer and love all over me Right before I went on disability My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey dick She don't perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick</p><p>The moral of this story is sad but true, I love to drink, and she loves to screw Hobo's got a better life, out riding on the rails I'm at home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed</p>