Drinkin' Town With a Football Problem

<p>Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey, hey y'all</p><p>Barhoppers, churchgoers Marlboro light smokers Blue collar, red voters Population: 1, 009</p><p>Past year's cheerleaders Old men fill the bleachers Skeptics and true believers All gathered on a Friday night Singin' to the stars and stripes</p><p>We're a drinkin' town with a football problem With two main things we all have in common We love them both and don't want to solve 'em We're a drinkin' town with a football problem</p><p>Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey, hey y'all</p><p>Barn burners, nail biters Shift workers, fire fighters Prom queens, outsiders All living for the love of the game</p><p>We still tell the same 'ole story Relive former glory Went to state in ‘94 We got a trophy in the school hallway The kids pass it by each day</p><p>We're a drinkin' town with a football problem With two main things we all have in common We love them both and don't want to solve 'em We're a drinkin' town with a football problem</p><p>Hey, hey</p><p>When we win, we celebrate And when we lose, we commiserate Win or lose, we tie one on</p><p>We're a drinkin' town with a football problem With two main things we all have in common We love them both and don't want to solve 'em We're a drinkin' town with a football problem</p><p>Hey, say, hey, hey y'all Hey, hey y'al</p>