Harry Freakin' Potter

<p>Ron: You're Harry freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all!</p><p>Every son and daughter</p><p>Ron &amp; the kids: [spoken] "safe!"</p><p>Ron: ... From you-know-who All because of you! You were small But I wonder if you can recall...</p><p>[Chorus: Oooh...]</p><p>Ron: Long story short This guy [Whispered] "Voldemort" Was super cruel...</p><p>Harry: [Spoken] "Voldemort?"</p><p>The kids: [Gasp!] "Shhh!!!"</p><p>[Chorus: Oooh...]</p><p>Ron: ... Tried to kill you and your parents And this is where it gets intensely cool...</p><p>Even though you were a tiny little boy You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....</p><p>Ron &amp; the kids: You're Harry freakin' Potter! We don't prefer gandalf Merlin, or Oz You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar You're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble we know who to call!</p><p>Rita Skeeter: You're Harry freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all You're invincible to all harm!</p><p>Like betty crocker</p><p>Rita Skeeter &amp; the kids: [Oooh!]</p><p>Rita: I wanna eat you up! No one'll beat you up With that charm! Remember, Harry, kid You're the boss You're the king You're the bomb!</p><p>Harry: But this is all so sad I mean, my mom and dad Were killed, long ago...</p><p>The kids: [Long ago they died!]</p><p>Harry: ... I wanna be psyched But being unliked Is all I know...</p><p>[... All he knows, that's why]</p><p>Harry: I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate An opportunity eleven years late... I guess it's time for me step up to the plate And show 'em that I'm something great!</p><p>I'm Harry freakin' Potter! I'll do what I can If what you say I am is true!</p><p>I can't be bothered By my awful past I've found at last Something I can do So it's time I knew Exactly who I am...</p><p>I'm Harry freakin' Potter!</p><p>The kids: You're Harry freakin' Potter!</p><p>Harry &amp; the kids I'm/you're Harry freakin' Potter!</p><p>Harry: ... And I'm the man!</p><p>The kids: [Ahhhhhh]</p><p>Harry &amp; the kids: [Spoken] "Harry freakin' Potter!"</p>