Caught Licking Leather

<p>I know a guy who was caught licking leather He met a nice girl and couldn't forget her If she borrowed his coat, I'm sure that he let her Dreamed of tasting a boot so he could know her better</p><p>Aww, but she lost interest when he wrote a letter In this day and age a voice mail is better But it's alright, everyone gets busted sometimes And it's never any fun, to be the only one</p><p>No, it turns my cheeks red I should've listened to what was said I know a girl who gets tickled by feathers Haven't seen her, it seems like forever</p><p>Wears long pants even in warm weather The trouble she got in couldn't be measured Last halloween she showed up in leather</p>