Marching Off To Bedlam

<p>One, two, three! Here we go! Bedlam, bedlam! Ho, ho, ho!</p><p>*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bumbum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum</p><p>Knock, knock, knock! Come right in! You´re the people from the looney bin!</p><p>How´d you guys get here so soon? Did you spot my toy balloon?</p><p>Please don´t make the straps too snug. I´ve always been a fragile bug.</p><p>Must we march? Can´t we ride? I´ve got my horse parked right outside.</p><p>Glad to see that we´re on time But must you always speak in rhyme?</p><p>Lock the door and hide the key, ´Cause if I get loose, you won´t catch me</p><p>*panting from ring ding dinger*</p>