I Write Sins Not Tragedies

<p>Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words</p><p>What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter And yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore</p><p>I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality</p><p>I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of</p><p>Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne</p><p>Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne</p><p>I chime in with a: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality</p><p>I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of</p><p>Poise and rationality Again</p><p>I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality</p><p>I chime in: Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of</p><p>Again</p>