I Can Do That

<p>I'm watchin' Sis go pit-a-pat Said, I can do that I can do that. Knew ev'ry step right off the bat, Said, I can do that I can do that One morning Sis won't go to dance class I grabbed her shoes And tights and all But my foot's too small So, I stuffed her shoes with extra socks, Run seven blocks In nothin' flat, Hell, I can do that I can do that I got to class and had it made, And so I stayed The rest of my life All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat) I can do this. That I can do I can do that.</p>