Gettin' Along

<p>DUMBLEDORE: I bet you're the one who gets all of the boys to buy you things.</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>I'm sure that you get all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings.</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>I like your twisted humor!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>I like your mystic rumors!</p><p>DUMBLEDORE &amp; UMBRIDGE:</p><p>I'd say we can assume we're gonna get along!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>You're not like average Joes, or Jims or Tims or Johns.</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>... And I'd wager that you'd never run from danger with those muscles made of bronze!</p><p>I can safely shout without a doubt that it won't take very long...</p><p>DUMBLEDORE &amp; UMBRIDGE:</p><p>... Before we're getting-- --and not regretting-- ever setting on gettin' along!</p><p>[DANCE BREAK]</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>You are a beautiful sample! For example, my gosh-- you're so strong!</p><p>What's-a matter with me?</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>Now you're just flattering me!</p><p>DUMBLEDORE &amp; UMBRIDGE:</p><p>... Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>I've never felt this way before...</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>[spoken] "Felt how?"</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>[spoken] "Um, intimidated..."</p><p>... You have such prominence and poise.</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>[spoken] "Oh, that ol' thing--"</p><p>... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.</p><p>So just try to relax, face the facts: You feel just like one of the boys!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>[spoken] "One of the boys? I do?!"</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>[spoken] "You sure do baby!"</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>Yes sir, you're the one professor that'd II'd want detention from!</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>Umbridge- you're the handsome wizard that'd I'd want an extension from!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>[spoken] "... And I'd give it to you!"</p><p>DUMBLEDORE:</p><p>I'll get the door!</p><p>UMBRIDGE:</p><p>You'll get much more!</p><p>DUMBLEDORE &amp; UMBRIDGE:</p><p>Either way we can't go wrong...</p><p>With how shamelessly and how famously we're both just getting' along...</p><p>We'll be get, get, gettin', get, get, gettin', gettin' along!</p>