Malvina Reynolds - Antique Collector

I understand that you collect antiques.
How about collecting me?
Those old time railroad engines,
They fill your heart with glee,
You've got the old nine-ninety-nine
Tattooed above your knee,
You wear a rowdy leather hat
And drive a car that squeaks.
I understand that you collect antiques, Honey bee,
How about collecting me.