2000 Ways Of Gettin' Drunk

I'm the inner city zombie
I'm on tin canned energy

A waste age generated creep

I'm the inner city zombie
Demon days are here again

Every bar is heaven sent

Today there are two thousand ways of gettin drunk

I'm the inner city zombie
Everyday is halloween
I'm the inner city zombie
I drive a car like jimmy dean

I'm the inner city zombie
Empty bank accounts a curse
I'm the inner city zombie
Empty bottles even worse

Today there are 2000 ways of gettin' drunk