Lyrics & translations of College Humor

Chris miss me much? Crash the party Gonna make this chris mus-retardy Knockin over trees and tangling lights That how we duz a Kesha chrismas right... Puked on your cousin, causin drama Flirt with y

Staying In!
I decided to stay in tonight.
All my friends are out having good times
Gonna try to get some work done
All my friends are having fun

Try to organize my bathroom shelf
Quickly give up and just Google myself.
Gonna read my own blog posts
Shit I think I

Wish I had a portal
Wish I wish I had a portal gun
Wish I had a portal
Wish I wish I had a portal gun

To be an aperture science client
Would be like a dream
Hey yo my brain has been cravin' it back
Since portal hit steam

No commute to work I'd have
The por